21 9 / 2014

"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."

21 9 / 2014

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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21 9 / 2014

petercoffin:

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americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

#about Parkview 

sorry, but i call bullshit (at least to the notion that michelle obama is the single source of this culinary hellscape). that crusty fried chicken sandwich in the top picture? i got served that shit in high school fifteen years ago, when michelle obama was an illinois senator’s wife. that ugly mess of ground “beef” and corn and mashed potatoes, with a single sad white roll? that shit’s so familiar i might as well be high-fiving it at a family reunion. our school lunches have been garbage for decades, ever since we let corporations enter the business of feeding schoolchildren on contract, when school lunches stopped being cooked at school and started being cooked in factories and freezer-bagged and microwaved on site. this shitty situation can’t be dropped entirely in michelle obama’s lap: she didn’t start sysco or aramark or maramont or any of the giant food conglomerates that serve up deep fried frozen faux food by the truckload into america’s schools, at a profit. why don’t we hold accountable giant corporations and industry lobbyists- like, i shit you not, the national potato council- who have fought against improving school lunch standards for decades?

michelle obama’s fighting an uphill battle because let’s face it, school districts across the nation are suffering and hemorrhaging money, and school lunches have always been a target of cutbacks. rather than spending money on healthy foods to cut calories and maximize nutrients- re the obama guidelines- schools just cut corners and serve less. their shitty substandard implementation of the guidelines does not mean that the concept of bringing healthier food into public schools is a failed one. 

and if you want to change school lunches, instead of complaining to michelle obama on twitter, you can support the local efforts of students, parents and teachers to improve their lunches, like the campaign going on in philadelphia right now. these schoolkids have organized to try and end the contract with their shitty corporate meal provider, and gather support for meals cooked in-school with better ingredients. i guarantee there are fights like this going on in more places than philly, and they could use your help.

Lunches used to be like this for me wayyy before President Barack and First Lady Michelle got in office..

#ThanksCapitalism

Michelle Obama has a really good initiative.

School lunch has just always been ass.

^^^^ facts!!! That’s been school lunch for as long as I can remember, try that shit again, boo boos.

My school lunch actually didn’t look nothing like this until Michelle Obama started her campaign and schools where I’m from actually blames her for it.

but clearly its not her fault andddd the schools are choosing to serve this unbalanced bullshit instead of putting meals together for children like they fucking should,

Bingo. They try to make it look like it’s Meddlin’ Michelle destroying your children so standards aren’t implemented. It’s a tactic to keep things cheap.

21 9 / 2014

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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21 9 / 2014

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Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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